am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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