Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
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And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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