turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
