Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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