no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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