I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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