I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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