Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm gonna fight the coyote
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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