Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (734): View more from Michigan

  i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (734): i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left. http://tfl.nu/94x2
  Replies (19) Good night (9053) Bad night (659)
• Favorite

  (949): View more from California

  mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (949): mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday. http://tfl.nu/tvnz
  Replies (38) Good night (561) Bad night (4194)
• Favorite

  (231): View more from Michigan

  Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (231): Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward. http://tfl.nu/juz7
  Replies (18) Good night (7161) Bad night (1901)
• Favorite

  (817): View more from Texas

  She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (817): She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that. http://tfl.nu/vcnu
  Replies (11) Good night (976) Bad night (3370)
• Favorite

  (623): View more from Arizona

  I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (623): I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take. http://tfl.nu/lajr
  Replies (24) Good night (4507) Bad night (1041)
• Favorite

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (603): Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty. http://tfl.nu/d4ib
  Replies (9) Good night (5126) Bad night (909)
• Favorite

  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+44): i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit. http://tfl.nu/4l0m
  Replies (5) Good night (1931) Bad night (835)
• Favorite

  (313): View more from Michigan

  Are we still banned from the library?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (313): Are we still banned from the library? http://tfl.nu/xtiu
  Replies (12) Good night (2366) Bad night (655)
• Favorite

  (517): View more from Michigan

  She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.

  (1-517): View more from Michigan

  You must be good in bed dude

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (517): She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family. (1-517): You must be good in bed dude http://tfl.nu/2upq
  Replies (4) Good night (1013) Bad night (417)
• Favorite

  (754): View more from Florida

  Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (754): Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now. http://tfl.nu/vbv9
  Replies (6) Good night (902) Bad night (437)
• Favorite

  (561): View more from Florida

  I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (561): I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle http://tfl.nu/mlt6
  Replies (4) Good night (363) Bad night (706)
• Favorite

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (401): Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away http://tfl.nu/kl70
  Replies (1) Good night (496) Bad night (184)
• Favorite

  (479): View more from Arkansas

  Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (479): Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka http://tfl.nu/t2p9
  Replies (1) Good night (427) Bad night (161)
• Favorite

  (425): View more from Washington

  He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (425): He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo. http://tfl.nu/ajk9
  Replies (6) Good night (409) Bad night (325)
• Favorite

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (617): I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin! http://tfl.nu/nomz
  Replies (3) Good night (566) Bad night (148)

Randomize