I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Sober January is a disaster.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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