It's Friday. Sex?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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