so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
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I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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