There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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