mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Acid is not a monday night drug
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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