ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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