Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
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I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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