feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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