A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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