i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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