why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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