Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
what if I'm pregnant?
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apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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