sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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