Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
people are starting to question the shark bite story
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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