Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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