Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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