I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
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There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
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I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.