Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
It’s A Miracle These 21 Promiscuous People Don’t Have STDs
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
These 27 Infuriatingly Annoying Habits Will Ruin Your Day
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going