I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
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So much rum. So many feels.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz