quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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