question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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