I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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