i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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