I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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