We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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