tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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