dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
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Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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