what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
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Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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