talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
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I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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