The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
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Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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