Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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