Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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