why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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