no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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