Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
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Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it