pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.