Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
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Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
i think i just lost a toe
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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