I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
wanna go halves on a baby?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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