So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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