it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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