singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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