We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I will be naked everywhere
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Randomize
