The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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