You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
whose ass print is on the piano?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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