Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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