STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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