i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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