I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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