Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
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2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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