3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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