yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
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We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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